A pen-and-ink illustration of a very plain and crude germ and the following text: "it is a simple germ dont mock its insignificance or its very indistinct mitochondria." Another germ, one which resembles an outwardly spiralling centipede with pinsors. "This one claims to be deadly, but can you trust it to put in the work? doubt it kid." A germ which resembles a fried egg, wich an inner membrane filled with interconnected lines and circles. "this one's benign. uh, i think. look, i'm not a doctor. remember to wash your hands." A potato-like germ with big round "eyes" and three spiky-looking tails. "you don't wanna know where i found this one. trust me. it's bad. real bad." a germ with a vaguely humanoid "hourglass" shape. "a talented germ, this one can withstand any amount of off-base human projection." a germ with elements that could be interpreted as eyes, a hat, a beard, arms, or a cloak. "i don't know what this germ does, but it looks like a wizard and that's really neat." another germ which somewhat resembles a centipede, this one with tendrils extending throughout the body and what resemble horns more than pinsors. "this hardworking flesh-eating virus gets NO respect. say thanks as your skin burns." A triangular germ with tentical like appendages at it's bottom and a tri-pronged center. "oh this one thinks it's some kind of deity. nah, just a germ. it'll give you ungodly mucas."